…I thought you might enjoy a little ice-cold psychological manipulation:
Ahhh…isn’t that nice? Here’s another one:
That’s right, just go ahead and put your foot right in. You’ll feel so much better.
Sure, and while you’re soaking your feet in ice, have another refreshing glass of ice water. And you know what’s really great? That piece of ice on the left three up from the bottom is actually a 25 carat diamond! And it’s ALL YOURS!!!
Well, hey! Looks like an early snow! Better bundle up.
There. I hope everyone feels better now. Have an excellent Independence Day, and while you’re shooting Roman Candle balls into your next door neighbor’s parchment-dry backyard, and keeping in mind that our country now bears almost no resemblance whatsoever to the country our Founding Fathers fought to establish, remember this: God made us free.