Because It’s So Hot…

2 Jul

…I thought you might enjoy a little ice-cold psychological manipulation:

Ahhh…isn’t that nice? Here’s another one:

Mmmm. Chilly.

That’s right, just go ahead and put your foot right in. You’ll feel so much better.

Sure, and while you’re soaking your feet in ice, have another refreshing glass of ice water. And you know what’s really great? That piece of ice on the left three up from the bottom is actually a 25 carat diamond! And it’s ALL YOURS!!!

Well, hey! Looks like an early snow! Better bundle up.

There. I hope everyone feels better now. Have an excellent Independence Day, and while you’re shooting Roman Candle balls into your next door neighbor’s parchment-dry backyard, and keeping in mind that our country now bears almost no resemblance whatsoever to the country our Founding Fathers fought to establish, remember this: God made us free.

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7 Responses to “Because It’s So Hot…”

  1. ladyofquality July 2, 2012 at 10:39 am #

    Thanks, Dan. I needed that. Especially the line about the Founding Fathers. What a pick me up! :/ Sadly, I agree totally. Question: If George Washington were running for President, would anyone vote for him?

    • Dan Lord July 2, 2012 at 7:59 pm #

      GW would take a beating, I’m afraid…

  2. John July 2, 2012 at 4:40 pm #

    Thanks😃👍

  3. zack July 4, 2012 at 8:46 pm #

    ahhh! man was this refreshing… almost a week without power and this sweaty bipod loves the look of something ICE cold! Good call, Dan…

    i couldnt agree more about the shape of our nation morphing a bit over the years…..We should have listened to Tesla! Well, you can tell my powers still out, happy Independence Day TSOW!

    • Dan Lord July 5, 2012 at 10:09 am #

      “We should have listened to Tesla.” You crack me up, Zack.

      • zack July 5, 2012 at 1:56 pm #

        Ya know…the Edison coil isn’t without its own charm, I guess. Ha!

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